Micronesia's President is an Asshole

...probably. And if he isn't, he's definitely ugly. And his name is Leo.

Also, I imagine that being president of a goofy non-nation can't help with the ladies. There's simply no cool or impressive way to say that you're President of Micronesia. It's like being President of the Chess Club or Treasurer of the NAACP. Who cares?

What an asshole.