Federline is 4 for 4

4 impregnations in 4 years, that is.

That's right, according to my sources (the internets), Britney Spears of Kentwood, Louisiana, has finally shattered any chance that she won't be fat for another year. Apparently, upon hearing the news, she burst into tears of unjoy.

Here's to you, Mr. Kevin Federline. Thanks for showing us how much fun it is to make babies.