The Feel-Good Movie of the Year

United 93 is simply not something I'm interested in seeing right now. I don't feel the need to relive 9/11 and the frustration and tragedy and helplessness I felt, especially so soon after it happened.

Also, as I witnessed in the Zacharias Moussaoui trial, sometimes the facts get too intertwined with emotions, and we end up satisfying our pornographic fascination with what happened and how it happened rather than truly understanding it.

However, in other plane-related entertainment news, I'm very excited about Samuel L. Jackon's upcoming feature "Snakes on a Plane". For the Down Syndrome kids out there, the plot centers around passengers being trapped on a plane full of poisonous snakes. One of these passengers is Samuel L. Jackson, who, being totally exasperated at his plight, screams the obvious yet genius

I WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!

This has Oscar written all over it.

For in-depth coverage, check out Snakes on a Blog.