Face Shield

I went to vintage stores, drug stores, and even sunglasses stores, trying to see what I could find. Let me now remind you that my head is the size of a heavy medicine ball, and I have trouble wrapping most pairs around it. So not only am I an over-sized man in general, but I have to suffer with the pain of clerks at Sunglass Hut relegating me to the Andre the Giant rack which features lots of plywood and plexi-glass. "Why don't we give this welding mask a try?"
Anyway, I ended up with two pairs (or is it 'two pair', as in poker?): boring fake aviators with mirrored lenses that are still too small and a pair of enormous fake aviators with tortoise-colored plastic rims. Apparently I was meant to be a pilot.
Total cost: $19. Lack of satisfaction: priceless.
The search continues. I challenge anyone to recommend a good brand of sunglasses that fit big heads and aren't BlueBlockers.
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